Email Updates (September 2021) GREENVILLE, S.C. -- Amoria Neal-Tysor poured in a career high 42 points to pace hot shooting Mercer to an 88-69 win over Furman in Southern Conference women's basketball action Thursday evening at Timmons Arena. Mercer has now competed in the postseason in four consecutive seasons following the NCAA Tournament berth. Prior to the start of the 2016-17 season, Gardner authored a childrens book to help promote childrens literacy titled 1, 2, 3 Team!. In the 2019-20 season, Mercer advanced to the SoCon Semifinals for the sixth-consecutive season after knocking off No. The Den Manual Additions Gardner cut her teeth as a Division I head coach at Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tenn., where she had a highly successful seven-season run (1996-2003) and was 112-93. Neal-Tysor, Maria Mercer women's basketball coach Susie Gardner wrote a book with the hope of sparking a love of reading in children. They played as an independent from 1982 to 1985 before joining the New South Women's Athletic Conference in 1985. MACON Brenda Welch-Nichols has been named the new head womens basketball coach at Mercer University. Google CAPTCHA is used to prevent spam. Dougherty, Summah The number two also has another. View Full Bio, Brittany Atlantic 10. Mercer Coach Susie Gardner Salary - USA TODAY Susie Gardner Salary, Mercer Updated 7:25 am ET Mar 10, 2022 Susie Gardner Mercer Record at School 196-148 Career Record 372-295 2022 figures. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. (@StagsWBball) March 14, 2022 Princeton (24-4), the Ivy League winner, coached by former UConn guard Carla Berube, got a No. The Bears (19-7, 10-3 SoCon) returned to their championship ways in the 2020-21 season by claiming their third Southern Conference Tournament title in the last four years, advancing to the NCAA Tournament to face top-seeded South Carolina in San Antonio. For the fourth time in five years, head coach Susie Gardner, the Southern Conference (SoCon) Coach of the Year, is leading her womens basketball team to the NCAA Tournament. They made the WBI again in 2015 and the WNIT in 2016. July 13, 2021. Under Gardner, Mercer led the SoCon in blocks, blocks per game, steals, steals per game and turnovers forced while ranking 14th in the country in blocks. Stewart, Kierra Under Gardners guidance, Mercer has taken part in three NCAA Womens Basketball Tournaments, two Womens National Invitation Tournaments and two Womens Basketball Invitational Tournaments. MACON, Georgia (41NBC/WMGT) It was Dr. Seuss who once said, The more that you read, the more things you will know. While at Florida, the 2009 Gators advanced to the second round of the NCAA tournament with Gardner on staff. Mercer earned its first-ever nod in the NCAA Division I Tournament after snatching the SoCons automatic berth. category_id: null, Women's Basketball Titans Fall at Northern Kentucky Feb 23 Women's Basketball Murua Named to #HLWBB All-Academic Team Feb 22 Women's Basketball Games 28-29: Detroit Mercy Closes Out #HLWBB Regular Season with Two-Game Road Swing at Northern Kentucky and Wright State Feb 21 Women's Basketball Every Bibb first-grader to get copy of children's book by Coach Gardner By Andrea Honaker - August 15, 2022 746 This fall, every first-grader in Macon-Bibb County will receive a free book and a lesson in teamwork from Mercer women's basketball Coach Susie Gardner. The eNewspaper, a digital replica of the print edition. Last Name 13 Georgia Tech in the bottom of the ninth. Summah Evans Named SoCon Defensive Player Of The Year, Neal-Tysor Named SoCon Player Of The Week, Bears Fight Back But Fall 82-76 At Wofford, Women's Basketball Concludes Regular Season At Wofford Saturday, Neal-Tysors Career Night Lifts Bears To 88-69 Win At Furman, Video Platform powered by CBS Sports Digital. Watch on Do you have a story idea or viewpoint you'd like to share with The Den? Mercers SoCon Regular Season Title was the third consecutive season that the Bears claimed the top slot. virtual: false, Their combined record is 04. Gardner also coached Shannon Titus to her third-consecutive SoCon Defensive Player of the Year award asshe became the first player in program history to be named the conferences best defender multiple times afterthe 2020-21 season. Before arriving at Mercer, Gardner spent three seasons (2007-10) as an assistant coach at the University of Florida. Mercer women enjoyed early success. Last edited on 11 December 2022, at 20:17, 202223 Mercer Bears women's basketball team, 1980 AIAW National Division I Basketball Championship, "Mercer University Athletics Media Guide", "Mercer University Athletics Quick Facts", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mercer_Bears_women%27s_basketball&oldid=1126891178, This page was last edited on 11 December 2022, at 20:17. United Way List/Macon Listserv (September 2021) Coaches All-Southern Conference Women's Basketball Teams. See Google's, A students guide on who to call at Mercer when you need help, Instead of walling people out, try letting others in, A valentine-themed Bear on the Street with Jasmine Nobles. Additionally, it was Mercers seventh SoCon crown in the last six years. Rose's 32 Points Propel Women's Basketball to Record Win at UTC . Macon Only Faculty and Staff (September 2021) They are led by head coach Greg Gary and play their home games at Hawkins Arena . Email Address Gardner was named a finalist for the Georgia Author of the Year Award in the Childrens Book category. The Bulldogs won the SEC title in 1983, 1984 and 1986 as Gardner played alongside other noteworthy Georgia players like Teresa Edwards, Janet Harris and Katrina McClain. The Bears, after being down one point following a desperation three-point shot by Furman to close out the first half, outscored the Paladins 30-4 in the third quarter to seal the deal. Included in that stretch was coach Gibsons 600th career victory as the skipper for the Bears. 2022-23 Women's Basketball Support Staff. In the 2019-20 season, Mercer advanced to the SoCon Semifinals for the sixth-consecutive season after knocking off No. 2017 Mercer vs. Chattanooga, Women's Basketball. widget: true, 6 Kentucky (19-11) on Saturday in. kuykendall_jt@mercer.edu. It's story time with Mercer Women's Basketball Head Coach Susie Gardner as she reads "1, 2, 3 Team!" Gardner wrote the book, which teaches children the importance of being a good teammate. Additionally, it was Mercers seventh SoCon crown in the last six years. 1383. As a player, she was an NJCAA All-American at Western Texas before transferring to Sam Houston State. All rights reserved. We ask that you consider turning off your ad blocker so we can deliver you the best experience possible while you are here. The use of software that blocks ads hinders our ability to serve you the content you came here to enjoy. Snyder, Ashlee The Paladins were the only conference foe to defeat Mercer in the regular season, but the Bears came back to not only defeat Furman late in the regular season and again 73-54 in the tournament championship game. Titus 73 steals led the SoCon and ranked sixth nationally, while her 41 blocks were the third-most in the conference. We ask that you consider turning off your ad blocker so we can deliver you the best experience possible while you are here. The announcement was made by Athletics Director Bobby Pope at a press conference Tuesday afternoon. Additionally, it was Mercers sixthSoCon crown in the last sevenyears. Gardner has accumulated 219total wins at Mercer, making her the all-time winningest coach in program history. 2022-23 Women's Basketball Roster - Mercer University Athletics Skip To Main Content Pause All Rotators Opens in new window Schedule Women's Basketball Women's Basketball Previous Next Sports Inside Athletics Fan Zone Tickets Multimedia Athletic Foundation Women's Basketball Schedule Roster Coaches Statistics Tickets News Additional Links Gonzalez, Detavia The Spartans earned the No. Women's Basketball - Mercer University Athletics Fight Back But Fall 82 - 76 At Wofford All Twitter YouTube Instagram Mercer_WBB RT @EPEDtogether: Since the @SoConSports awards will be announced on Tuesday, I wanted to go ahead and share with you the BEST scout team in the conference! Lisa Bluder is in her 23rd year as the P. Sue Beckwith, MD, Head Women's Basketball Coach. His responsibilities include coordinating the team's travel and community service efforts. 5 seed and will take on the Spartans who earned the No. Arkansas was a combined 64-54 during Gardners tenure and her 2005-06 team raced out to the best SEC start in the Lady Hogs program history. The Mercer Bears men's basketball team represents Mercer University in Macon, Georgia, United States. During the 2017-18 season, Mercer led the conference in 12 categories, including but not limited to: scoring offense (70.7), scoring defense (54.9), total assists (538), assists per game (16.3), assist-to-turnover ratio (1.78) and field-goal percentage (43.7). They lost to Texas in the 1980 AIAW National Division I Basketball Championship 8180. Florida sandwiched the NCAA Tournament appearance with WNIT appearances in 2008 and 2010 (advancing to the round of 16 during Gardners first year and to the second round in 2010). Mercer played in the Southern Women's Athletic Conference for one season (197172) before joining the Georgia AIAW in 1972, playing until 1981. 10 Florida State 6-5 in the 11th inning. All Faculty and Staff (September 2021) Gardner has taken the Bears to seven postseason tournaments in 11 seasons. This college basketball team article is a stub. Original reporting that provides diverse perspectives on news and issues of today. 3/1/2023 12:48:00 PM. Gardners teams have amassed 20-plus wins in six-of-the-last-eightseasons, including five consecutive 20-or-more win seasons from 2014-2019. Gardner has taken the Bears to seven postseason tournaments in 11 seasons. Bio. partner_name: "41NBC", The Bears also led the league in field-goal percentage (.418) and three-point field-goalpercentage (.362). Joe Kuykendall entered his first season as director of basketball operations for Mercer womens basketball prior to the 2016-17 season. All Parents (September 2021) Under Gardners tutelage, in the 2021-22 season, Mercer finished second in the SoCon in points per game (64.4) and opponent points per game (56.9). The Bears appeared in one NCAA Division II Tournament. See Google's, Professor receives Ronald S. Blicq Award for Distinction in Technical Communication, Mercer University debaters perform well at tournaments, Center for Executive Education to offer Lean Six Sigma program in March. Hartley Elementary School Principal Dr. Carmalita Dillard says the theme of the book matches the schools vision for its students. I like the interaction, I like when they yell Team! That tells me that theyre paying attention, she said. All rights reserved. Macon Faculty and Staff (September 2021) Mercer offers intercollegiate competition in men's and women's basketball, cross country, soccer, and tennis, men's baseball, women's softball, and Men's Lacrosse. I am confident she will keep the womens program going in the right direction. April 23, 2002 940 MACON Brenda Welch-Nichols has been named the new head women's basketball coach at Mercer University. Susie Gardner reads her book "1, 2, 3 Team! Andrea Honaker. The Bears (23-7, 13-1SoCon) continuedtheir championship ways in the 2021-22season by claiming their fourthSouthern Conference Tournament title in the last fiveyears, advancing to the NCAA Tournament to face top-seeded UConnin Storrs, Connecticut. field59.ipo = { Mercer VIPs Gardners teams also excel in the classroom as 63 student-athletes have been named to the Academic Honor Roll/All-Academic Team under her guidance. SDSU was 69-20 with Gardner on staff and garnered two WAC regular season crowns in 1994 and 1995. First Name Prior to Gardners arrival, Mercer had not competed in postseason play since 1985. This content is only available to USA TODAY subscribers. Each first grader in the Bibb County School District will get a free copy of, If your child is not in first grade but you want to get them a copy of the book, you can purchase it online from the. Google CAPTCHA is used to prevent spam. With more than 350 Division I wins on her resume, Coach Gardner has transformed Mercer into one of the top mid-major programs in the NCAA, let alone the Southeast. The Bears concluded the season with a 30-3 overall record, claiming both the Southern Conference Regular Season and Tournament Titles. Gardner is no stranger to middle Georgia or the Southeast region, having spent two seasons as a graduate assistant at the University of Georgia (1986-88) following a highly-successful four-year career for the Bulldogs under legendary head coach Andy Landers. Director of Basketball Operations. Its story time with Mercer Womens Basketball Head Coach Susie Gardner as she reads 1, 2, 3 Team! Gardner wrote the book, which teaches children the importance of being a good teammate. While at Florida, the 2009 Gators advanced to the second round of the NCAA tournament with Gardner on staff. When Sharon informed me she was taking the East Carolina position, I contacted Brenda to see if she still had an interest in our coaching position. I want kids to want to learn to read, to love to hold their very own book, but also hopefully the book tells a message too, Gardner said. 2017 Mercer vs. Wofford, Women's Basketball. }); In addition, Gardner has coached three Freshman of the Year winners, a two-time Defensive Playerof the Year, 14First Team All-Conference honorees and eight Second Team All-Conference winners. Email Updates (September 2021) Neal-Tysor, a graduate guard, connected on 14-of-24 shots, including 5-of-8 3-pointers, and 9-of-11 free throws for her 42 points . } Gardner was a member of the 1983 Sports Festival South Team which earned a gold medal. She became the first Mercer player with 75+ steals and 50+ blocks in the same season and was the only player in Division I to accomplish that feat. publisher_id: "41nbc.com", Mercer Women's Basketball Head Coach Susie Gardner announced Friday the hiring of former Mercer Graduate Assistant, Kaitlyn Cresencia, as the new Assistant Coach/Recruiting Coordinator. Pope said the quick decision was an easy one. Their combined record was 21. David Lowery - Women's Basketball Coach - Mercer University Athletics Choose a Staff Member: David Lowery Title Assistant Coach/Recruiting Coordinator Email lowery_ds@mercer.edu Phone (478) 301-2545 David Lowery was hired as an assistant women's basketball coach and recruiting coordinator on June 11, 2021. Mercer University named veteran NCAA Division I coach Susie Gardner as the schools 10thwomens basketball head coach on June 24, 2010. Evans, Susie She has a reputation for being an outstanding recruiter and promoter as well as an excellent on-the-floor coach. She also worked as an assistant at Pensacola Junior College from 1990-94 where she helped the Pirates to a 90-30 record. Additionally, it was Mercers sixthSoCon crown in the last sevenyears. Gardner was a member of the 1983 Sports Festival South Team which earned a gold medal. Last Name Welch-Nichols, who served as an assistant coach at the University of South Alabama this past season, replaces Sharon Baldwin, who announced her resignation Monday.Baldwin accepted the head coaching job at East Carolina University. The use of software that blocks ads hinders our ability to serve you the content you came here to enjoy. Prior to Gardners arrival, Mercer had not competed in postseason play since 1985. Brenda was a finalist for the job last year, he said. The Bears also finished first in the NCAA in fewest turnovers (303) and turnovers per game (9.2). The Bears also led the league in field-goal percentage (.418) and three-point field-goalpercentage (.362). Gardner has been twice named SoCon Coach of the Year (2016, 2018). The Bears won their second-straight Division I conference championship in 2019, defeating Furman 6866 to win the Southern Conference Title, earning their second appearance in the Division I NCAA basketball tournament.[3][4]. First Team Jaron Dougherty, Mercer Jada Lewis, Mercer Amoria Neal-Tysor, Mercer (MOP) Andrea Cournoyer, Samford Lilly Hatton, Wofford Second Team Jakhyia Davis, ETSU Tierra Hodges, Furman Celena Taborn, Furman Shannon Titus, Mercer Helen Matthews, Wofford Pinnacle Award (highest GPA on championship-winning team) Emily Stradling, Mercer The Orange and Black defeated Wofford 60-38 in the SoCon Championship to earn a trip to the Big Dance and set a new conference title game record for fewest points allowed. Gardner, Ben Get breaking news alerts, daily headlines and exclusive offers in your inbox. 2016 Women's Basketball vs. Florida State. The Bears (23-7, 13-1SoCon) continuedtheir championship ways in the 2021-22season by claiming their fourthSouthern Conference Tournament title in the last fiveyears, advancing to the NCAA Tournament to face top-seeded UConnin Storrs, Connecticut. Gardner coached the SoCon Defensive Player of the Year in Titus, who put together one of the best defensive seasons in program history. The 2019-20 Mercer Bears women's basketball team represents Mercer University during the 2019-20 NCAA Division I women's basketball season.The Bears, led by tenth-year head coach Susie Gardner, play their home games at the Hawkins Arena as members of the Southern Conference (SoCon). Baseball defeats ranked opponents on back-to-back Tuesdays Meanwhile, head coach Craig Gibson's baseball team is off to a blistering start to the 2022 season. 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